Embrace bureaucratic comfort with our Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt, where cryptocurrency culture meets cozy streetwear. This premium DOGE-inspired hoodie combines the iconic Shiba Inu meme with mock-governmental aesthetics, creating the perfect blend of internet humor and everyday comfort.
Each D.O.G.E. hoodie is crafted for maximum efficiency and style, featuring:
Strategic kangaroo pouch pocket for document storage and hand warmth
Efficiency-optimized drawstring hood for customizable comfort
Waste-reduction seamless construction protocol
Sustainable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability
Ethically sourced materials (as approved by D.O.G.E. standards)
Whether you're mining DOGE, filing TPS reports, or simply embracing the crypto lifestyle, this hoodie delivers both style and functionality. Perfect for cryptocurrency enthusiasts, meme collectors, and anyone who appreciates the intersection of blockchain culture and bureaucratic humor.
Care Instructions (Per D.O.G.E. Regulations):
Tumble dry: medium efficiency
Iron/steam: minimal heat protocol
Dry cleaning: not authorized
Machine wash: cold water procedure (max 30C/90F)
Bleach: non-chlorine as needed
Much comfort, very official, so efficiency! Each hoodie is made to order through our streamlined production process, ensuring maximum quality while minimizing waste - because that's what the Department would want.
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
