DOGE hat (Department of Government Efficiency) D.O.G.E
DOGE hat (Department of Government Efficiency) D.O.G.E
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HODL Comfortably with the D.O.G.E. Athletic Stretch Hat – Moon-Ready Fit, Zero FOMO 🚀
For Dogecoin fans who refuse to sacrifice style or comfort during market volatility, meet the D.O.G.E. Athletic Stretch Hat—crafted for diamond-handed hodlers and meme-powered marathons. With its elastic stretch band and athletic curved visor, this hat stays snug through moon missions, dips, and everything in between.
Why Crypto Athletes Love It:
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🚀 Perfect Fit, Every Time: The stretchy band (63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex) adapts to any head size (22-23" / 55.9-60.6 cm). No slippage, even during celebratory DOGE dances.
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🌙 Built for Action: Structured 6-panel design + silver undervisor = rugged durability for IRL and URL adventures.
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♻️ Made-to-Order, Not Mass-Produced: Ethically crafted only after you order to reduce waste. Because saving the planet is the ultimate moonshot.
Specs for the Detail-Obsessed:
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Mid-profile with low-profile embroidery area (subtle flexing).
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6 embroidered eyelets for max airflow during FOMO-induced sweat sessions.
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Sourced responsibly from Vietnam or Bangladesh (no meme-tier labor here).
Pair With:
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The D.O.G.E. Crew Neck Sweatshirt for a full crypto-athlete ensemble.
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A To the Moon Water Bottle to stay hydrated while chasing gains.
Pro Tip: This hat’s stretch band is literally more flexible than most crypto portfolios. 😉
Price: $33.69 USD (Nice.)
Available in two sizes with an elastic stretch band, this hat is a sure winner in comfort! It has an athletic shape with a curved visor.
• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band
• Silver undervisor
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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