Introducing the D.O.G.E. Warrior Edition - where DOGE meets bureaucracy. This sleek black tee features our micro-emblem design, perfect for the crypto enthusiast who appreciates subtle office humor.
đ Premium ring-spun cotton for maximum HODLing comfort đ Minimalist chest logo for stealth mining during meetings đź Professional fit for both bull and bear markets âťď¸ Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your crypto portfolio)
Made-to-order using blockchain-inspired efficiency principles. Each shirt comes with its own proof-of-comfort consensus mechanism.
Specs:
100% combed cotton (like a perfectly groomed Shiba)
4.2 oz fabric weight (lighter than your hardware wallet)
Side-seamed for structural integrity
Available in Classic Black and Navy
Such quality. Much professional. Very moon. Wow.
Note: No actual doges were employed in government positions during the making of this shirt.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
⢠100% cotton ⢠Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester ⢠Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester ⢠Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester ⢠Fabric weight: 5.0â5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) ⢠Open-end yarn ⢠Tubular fabric ⢠Taped neck and shoulders ⢠Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem ⢠Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
